- [first lines]
- Minty Marchmont: Hello. Welcome to Posh Nosh. Last Sunday evening, Jose-Luis Hernandez came off his motorbike, swerving to avoid a dog. He was killed instantly. He was twenty-two. He died so that the dog might live.
- Minty Marchmont: In times of grief, we turn to the things we love.
- Simon Marchmont: Shepherd's pie, steak and kidney pud, apple crumble and custard; nanny food. Comfort food.
- [post credits]
- Minty Marchmont: [voiceover] From the Posh Nosh range: Tuscan Baby Anchovies in Woodland Berry Pulp