- Dr. Tommy Oliver: [to Mesogog] Why can't you just want to conquer the world like all the other sickos?
- Conner McKnight: Our teacher is the oldest living Power Ranger.
- Hayley: Not the oldest. Just the best.
- Dr. Tommy Oliver: I'm Tommy Oliver. If you're not me, then something is seriously wrong. This video diary is a confidential record, only to be viewed in case of an emergency. What you're about to see is a history of my life
- Conner McKnight: More dinosaur bone stories, yawn.
- Dr. Tommy Oliver: My history as a Power Ranger.
- Conner McKnight: Okay, unyawn.