- Conner McKnight: [the Power Rangers are watching a Japanese show based on themselves] Oh, come on, that is *so* a guy in a rubber suit.
- Ethan James: No one said this was a documentary. Use your imagination.
- Conner McKnight: Like anyone's going to believe a combination bear-mushroom-ATM monster.
- Conner McKnight: That's their evil plan? Bad hair.
- Kira Ford: Hey, I've seen you have some pretty bad hair days. It's kinda scary.
- [after hearing their morphing call on the Japanese TV show]
- Ethan James: I didn't tell anyone. You guys?
- Kira Ford: Not me.
- Conner McKnight: Hey, at least we're getting some action.
- [from the Japanese TV show]
- Kenny Yukito: No, I have a more important job.
- Whacker Wilson: Like what?
- Kenny Yukito: [morphs into the Blue Ranger] I'm a Power Ranger!
- Whacker Wilson: Is there good money in that?
- Kenny Yukito: It doesn't pay a thing.