- Gregorian: You can't perform with me...
- Matthew Star: Well, can't, but...
- Gregorian: ...dressed like that? I'm gonna have to find you a costume.
- Dave Wellman: You know the old bromides of 'there's no fool like an old fool?' eh, 'fools rush in.'
- Walt Shepherd: Fool and his money?
- Dave Wellman: Yeah! That one too. You know, I guess it really is true, eh... you don't get something for nothing. Anyway, eh, you know what I'm, eh... what I'm trying to say, is eh...
- Walt Shepherd: I think we have a good idea.
- [they shake hands]
- Dave Wellman: Thanks.
- Major Wymore: [hands over a photograph] Meet Dan Veetz.
- Walt Shepherd: Why?
- Major Wymore: Because the Attorney General's office thinks that my office has some magical powers of solving crime.
- Matthew Star: Well that can't be us, we don't even know who shot Big Boy.