- Trudy Proud: I heard humming and I thought it was the mouse!
- Oscar Proud: You thought the mouse was humming?
- Trudy Proud: Penny, what do you think you're doing?
- Penny Proud: Since you wanna treat me like a baby, I might as well eat like one.
- [sucks on a bottle]
- Trudy Proud: But I was cleaning that bottle, it's full of soap.
- [Penny spits it out, the twins laugh]
- Penny Proud: I have the two coolest parents in the world!
- Suga Mama: The two DUMBEST parents, who would give a teenager a credit card?
- The Credit Card: The bill don't come till the end of the month, so you've just got to get to it first.
- Penny Proud: And do what with it?
- The Credit Card: I don't care! Crumble it, toss it away, make a airplane out of it!
- Penny Proud: Mom, Dad, I need to talk to you.
- Trudy Proud: Is everything okay?
- The Credit Card: Don't do it, girl. We can go underground. We can live in the basement with the mouse.
- Penny Proud: It's about the credit card bill.
- Trudy Proud: What credit card bill?
- Penny Proud: The one I gave to Daddy.
- Trudy Proud: Oscar, you said there was no mail.
- Oscar Proud: Uh, Penny, you must have sucked in some of those fumes. You go lay down, baby girl. In fact, I'll tuck you in right now.
- Trudy Proud: Let me see it.
- Oscar Proud: What for, Trudy? I already paid it. Don't worry about it.
- Trudy Proud: Oscar.
- Oscar Proud: Okay, I went a little overboard on the mouse thing.
- Trudy Proud: How much overboard? And, let me remind you that the exterminator was going to charge fifteen dollars.
- Oscar Proud: Look, it could have been a lot worse. Since the helium thing was Felix's fault, he only charged me half.
- Trudy Proud: HALF-PRICE? You paid him for turning our house into a kite?
- Oscar Proud: Now look, I paid the bill. Kids won't get any toys for Christmas, but I paid the bill and I'm not talking about it anymore.
- Penny Proud: But, Mom...
- Trudy Proud: Penny, go upstairs, it's about to get ugly! Go!
- Oscar Proud: Baby, I was just kidding! You know I love you, whatever you say goes.
- Penny Proud: Hey, Mom and Dad!
- Trudy Proud: Penny, the credit card company called today. Apparently, we got a thousand dollar credit.
- Penny Proud: So, you know about my little shopping spree the other day.
- Trudy Proud: Uh-huh.
- Penny Proud: And it probably doesn't matter that I did the right thing by returning all the stuff and cutting up the credit card.
- Trudy Proud: Nope.
- Penny Proud: So, I'm grounded?
- Trudy Proud: Nope.
- Penny Proud: Mommy, you are the best.
- Trudy Proud: But, until you are responsible, I'll be buying all your clothes. In fact, I just picked up the cutest little outfit today.
- Penny Proud: [sees it's exactly like her signature outfit] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!