Quotes
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Rich Hall : [after being informed that Earth has a second moon called "Cruithne"] So why is there not one romantic song with the word Cruithne in it? "Blue Cruithne of Kentucky"? Or "Cruithne River"? Or...
Alan Davies : No-one can see it, it's miles away.
Stephen Fry : Because it was discovered in
[shouts]
Stephen Fry : nineteen-ninety-fucking-four!
Jeremy Hardy : No! That can't be right. Because the song is "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not "with a small friend".
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Jeremy Hardy : You couldn't get a tiger up your trousers.
Alan Davies : You could if you had really big trousers. Or a tiny little tiger.
