- Stephen Fry: James Bond has this strange idea that homosexuals can't whistle, for example.
- Alan Davies: Because they've got too much cock in their mouth.
- Stephen Fry: I want you to go and sit in the corner!
- Sean Lock: Banana plants, whatever they're called, walk.
- Stephen Fry: [looking off-stage] Nurse, nurse, he's out of bed again.
- [the contestants are discussing elephants]
- Alan Davies: Do they take it down the trunk?
- Clive Anderson: After a few drinks, they'll take it anywhere.