Quotes
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Alan Davies : [Bill answers a question about butterflies correctly] Press him on how the hell he knows that.
Stephen Fry : In Alan's world, knowing something is a kind of freakish weird thing.
Bill Bailey : Welcome to my wonderful world of knowing. My wonderful world of looking up things in books.
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Sean Lock : [Stephen has mentioned his prep school tailors] You had a tailor? For a suit you had made up when you were five?
Stephen Fry : It was a particular outfitter. The school outfitter.
Sean Lock : "Which side does young sir dress on?"
Alan Davies : That's written on the bathroom wall!
Stephen Fry : Oh heavens, why did I bring it up?
Sean Lock : Did you have to get measured up for shorts?
Stephen Fry : Oh, Lord.
Bill Bailey : "Would sir like to wear a cravat on the cross-country run?"
Stephen Fry : You are all such beasts.
Sean Lock : "I suggest a cummerbund for geography."
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Stephen Fry : [discussing rainbows] In Estonia they believe if you point at a rainbow your finger will fall off.
Alan Davies : Oh for God sake.
Stephen Fry : I know.
Alan Davies : Estonians aren't stupid people are they?
Sean Lock : [holding up his fists] They're very stumpy though.
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Stephen Fry : What rhymes with orange?
Alan Davies : [rings in and pauses] Nothing.
Stephen Fry : [alarms go off] Oh no!
Alan Davies : Flange!
Stephen Fry : Flange? O-range?
Stephen Fry : Borrige.
Stephen Fry : Well, borringe would rhyme with it, but is it a word. But your very close because there's Blorringe. It's a place name. Anyone know where Blorringe is?
Jo Brand : Well, it sounds like it's in Belgium
Stephen Fry : No, actually closer to home. Blorringe.
Alan Davies : Wales!
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Stephen Fry : [discussing the Ancient Greeks] Without them you wouldn't be here.
Alan Davies : Oh, that's so rubbish!