- Alan Davies: [Bill answers a question about butterflies correctly] Press him on how the hell he knows that.
- Stephen Fry: In Alan's world, knowing something is a kind of freakish weird thing.
- Bill Bailey: Welcome to my wonderful world of knowing. My wonderful world of looking up things in books.
- Sean Lock: [Stephen has mentioned his prep school tailors] You had a tailor? For a suit you had made up when you were five?
- Stephen Fry: It was a particular outfitter. The school outfitter.
- Sean Lock: "Which side does young sir dress on?"
- Alan Davies: That's written on the bathroom wall!
- Stephen Fry: Oh heavens, why did I bring it up?
- Sean Lock: Did you have to get measured up for shorts?
- Stephen Fry: Oh, Lord.
- Bill Bailey: "Would sir like to wear a cravat on the cross-country run?"
- Stephen Fry: You are all such beasts.
- Sean Lock: "I suggest a cummerbund for geography."
- Bill Bailey: [who collected butterflies as a kid] The irony was that moths got into the collection and ate them all!
- Stephen Fry: [discussing rainbows] In Estonia they believe if you point at a rainbow your finger will fall off.
- Alan Davies: Oh for God sake.
- Stephen Fry: I know.
- Alan Davies: Estonians aren't stupid people are they?
- Sean Lock: [holding up his fists] They're very stumpy though.
- Stephen Fry: What rhymes with orange?
- Alan Davies: [rings in and pauses] Nothing.
- Stephen Fry: [alarms go off] Oh no!
- Alan Davies: Flange!
- Stephen Fry: Flange? O-range?
- Stephen Fry: Borrige.
- Stephen Fry: Well, borringe would rhyme with it, but is it a word. But your very close because there's Blorringe. It's a place name. Anyone know where Blorringe is?
- Jo Brand: Well, it sounds like it's in Belgium
- Stephen Fry: No, actually closer to home. Blorringe.
- Alan Davies: Wales!
- Stephen Fry: [discussing the Ancient Greeks] Without them you wouldn't be here.
- Alan Davies: Oh, that's so rubbish!
- Sean Lock: [upon hearing that Stephen's prep school tailors were called Gerring] You had a tailor for a suit you wear when you're five!