Quotes
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Alan Davies : [Stephen answers incorrectly when Alan is quizzing him on the Christmas Special] Oh, Fry, you idiot.
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Host : If you want to take up smoking, but you want to increase your life expectancy by about eight years, what should you do? There's a way you can do it.
Alan Davies : [buzzer] Take up smoking eight years later than you were going to.
Host : No.
[laughter]
Rich Hall : [buzzer] Uh, move to Siberia. Because the life expectancy there is longer, and also, it's one of the last places on earth where you can still *beep*ing smoke.
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Alan Davies : What would your super power be of choice?
Host : Invisibility.
Alan Davies : Really?
Host : Yeah, I think. Ah, it'd be great. What would you like?
Alan Davies : I would like to have NO bodily smell.
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Alan Davies : I am *not* as stupid as you think!
Stephen Fry : No, you're not, you couldn't be.
