- Dr. Sam Beckett: [reminiscing about the year 1965] I'm 10, in the fourth grade. Marcia Green sits right in front of me.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: And you used to dip her pigtails into the inkwells.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: We didn't have inkwells.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Oh, we did. I used to dip Hanna Gretz's pigtails. That was until I discovered it was a lot more fun to take Hanna into the cloakroom.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: In the fourth grade?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: I was... socially advanced.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: At 22:15 Greenwich Mean Time, you must plug in a thousand-watt hairdryer in a house located at 111 Erie Drive, Buffalo, New York.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: What?