- Betty: And Ficus, bring her flowers for her dress.
- Ficus: Bring her flowers? Why, that would be a sin.
- Betty: But Ficus, flowers are so romantic.
- Ficus: To YOU they are romantic. To a Vegeton a flower is a blood brother. Why, my pinning a flower to a woman's gown would be like you strapping a lamb chop to your dress.
- Ficus: Are you saying that Princess Libido is exhibiting that condition which you animals refer to as romanic affection at initial visual perception?
- Adam Quark: Yes Ficus, love at first sight.
- Ficus, Princess Libido: Beebeebeebeebeebee
- Ficus: Is it good for you?
- Princess Libido: I think so. Is this what you Vegetons find pleasurable?
- Ficus: It would appear so.
- Princess Libido: What do we do next?
- Ficus: We wait for the bee.
- Adam Quark: Palindrome, what's wrong?
- Otto Palindrome: Nothing much. Uh, the Head is a little disturbed. I sent a commander off in the wrong direction.
- Adam Quark: That doesn't sound terrible.
- Otto Palindrome: He's been heading in that direction for seven years.
- Gene: We'll teach those guys a lesson they'll never forget, right commander?
- Adam Quark: Sure Gene. Ficus, have you got a reading on that ship, yet?
- Ficus: It would appear they are approximately ten times bigger than we are, have six photon death rays, and a deflector shield which our weapons cannot penetrate.
- Adam Quark: Our weapons cannot penetrate?
- Ficus: Sir, we couldn't interrupt a small dinner party on that ship.
- Adam Quark: Bettys, turn the ship around.
- Gene: Commander, but you said we would teach 'em a lesson!
- Adam Quark: I think they've learned their lesson.
- Zorgon the Malevolent: You know what others say? They saw that I dwell too much on torture and murder. They say that I'll kill for the joy of it. They say I wipe out whole civilizations at the touch of a button.
- Adam Quark: Are they right?
- Zorgon the Malevolent: Oh, yes.