Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Accentuate the Positive (2002)
Scott Lowell: Ted Schmidt
Quotes
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Ted : I took viagra last night. It's been 18 hours and it won't go down. What am I going to do?
Emmett : Have you tried soaking it?
Lindsay : How about a cold shower?
Brian : How about scaring it?
Justin : That's hiccups.
Brian : Boo!
Ted : Thank you all for caring.
Melanie : What about something that would completely turn you off?
Brian : That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits.
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Ted : Well, don't worry, God still loves you no matter what.
Brian : Yeah. like I give a shit what God thinks about me. He'd better be worried what I think about him.
Michael Novotny : How do you figure that?
Brian : Well, in all this cold dead universe, we're the only ones who know he exists. Without us, he's nothing.