- Ronnie Fletcher: Other hotels have conventions, they get in plumbers, carpenters, you know what we get here? Forensic pathologists, they have a whole name, you know what that is? Coroners. Coroners, the guys in movies that go 'hmmm, guy's hanging by his neck, has a bullet hole in him, and an ice pick in his ear, I suspect it's foul play'.
- Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.: [after a patient dies mysteriously] Right now he's just number one, but if we don't get to the bottom of this, it'll be a hundred and one.
- Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.: [ordering the hotel to keep out any new guests] Tell them you made a mistake, you're overbooked, you're sorry, say anything you like, but don't let anybody else check in.