- Gil Favor: Yeah, my last drive.
- Grenfell: Well, how come, Mr Favor?
- Gil Favor: I've been promising my kids and myself for a long time. I'm gonna do it. Take a little spread over by the Missouri Line, a house, stream, riding horses for Gillian and Maggie.
- Grenfell: You bought it, Boss? Gee, that's great!
- Gil Favor: No, but as good as but put down twenty-five hundred dollars as option money. Yeah, I'll pay the men off, get a good night's sleep, and first thing I'll ride out of Abilene, out of the cattle business. And back into a family again.
- Clay Forrester: Wish, is it time to get up?
- Wishbone: No, it isn't time to get up.
- Rowdy Yates: What's the matter? Are we moving out?
- Wishbone: Oh, for heaven's sake.
- Rowdy Yates: Where's the sun?
- Wishbone: Over China, probably. It isn't but three thirty in the morning!
- Clay Forrester: [Toothless is polishing his plates] Well, are you finally gonna put those things in, huh? I thought you were waiting to be buried in them.
- Toothless: No, no. I'm just waiting for Abilene.
- Rowdy Yates: Are you gonna flash those pearly chops at some dancehall queen, Toothless, and that's gonna be the end of your money.
- Jim Quince: Think I'll wait 'til my luck changes. Here's a present for you.
- Vada Nordquist: Take it. I don't take charity.
- Jim Quince: Let's pretend I already lost it.
- Wishbone: Now what are you doing with those WOMEN?
- Mushy: Well, I was wondering if I could get my money, Mr Wishbone. Maybe you could toss it out.
- Wishbone: So you want your money. Now, look here you two. You leave that boy alone!
- Mushy: Oh, Mr Wishbone, you shouldn't talk to these ladies like that. Well, one of them needs a desperate operation. And one of them's gonna sell me some some solid gold stock real cheap.
- Sheriff: Is he joking?
- Wishbone: He hasn't got sense enough to joke.
- Vada Nordquist: That's why I like to play cards with you, Jack. You're such a poker face, never show your disappointments.