Rawhide (TV Series)

Incident of the Odyssey (1964)

Mickey Rooney: Pan Macropolous

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Quotes 

• Pan Macropolous : Oh, ah. Beautiful apple, you have there, sir.

  Bit Part : [General Store proprietor]  You smell it one more time, you'll buy it.

• Proprietor : I thought I told you yesterday, we don't allow any vagabonds in here.

  [the Main Chance Saloon] 

  Pan Macropolous : I'm not a vagabond, mister, I'm a Greek.

• Pan Macropolous : [to Rowdy about Mr Favor]  Yessir, he sure reminds me of one of those ringmasters I used to have in the circus. Must feel good to be needed like he needs you.

• Pan Macropolous : He used to point his finger at me, see, and he'd say, with his finger, Pan, life is a wonderful gift, you should pay for it. You should give something for it. Give something of yourself to somebody else, or you're never going to count in life. That's what I wanna do. I wanna count.

• Pan Macropolous : Where's you learn that tune?

  Rowdy Yates : This song?

  Pan Macropolous : Yeah, yeah, that was her song.

  Rowdy Yates : I don't know. I don't even know the words to the darn thing.

  Pan Macropolous : Well, if you'd heard her sing it, you would've remembered the words, I'll tell ya.

  Wishbone : I remember that. It was a Saturday night at the Purple Slipper in that town of, ah, ah.

  Jim Quince : No, no, Wishbone, it wasn't the Purple Slipper at all. It was that place called, well, that place where I got my nose broken. Joe, you remember the redhead, the one that hit me with the spittoon?

  Joe Scarlet : Yeah, we were all there on the Rio.

  Toothless : No, no, it was Porterville. And they had that blind piano player that kept playing that song over and over again, until somebody hit him.

  Rowdy Yates : Yeah, well, I remember that. You're in luck. Porterville is only about 15 miles from here.

  Pan Macropolous : 15 miles? Oh, well, maybe she's gone by now.

  Gil Favor : You know, the piano player probably know where she went.