Ready or Not (TV Series)

Double Talk (1993)

Benjamin Plener: Monkey Ears (Michael)

Quotes 

• Mr. Boyle : Michael, you've kept the entire bus waiting. A 500-word essay please on my desk Monday morning, typed.

  Monkey Ears (Michael) : Typed? Come on!

  Mr. Boyle : [Chrissy and Amanda get on bus]  Welcome, ladies. Everyone present and accounted for? Good, let's go.

  Monkey Ears (Michael) : What? That's it? Why aren't you yelling at them for being late? You sentence me to typing for the same thing.

  Mr. Boyle : Michael, the girls were late for a reason.

  Monkey Ears (Michael) : I don't get this, that's so unfair. I was late, and they were late. What's the difference? Why should a guy be treated differently than a girl?

  Chrissy : Guys are always treated differently than girls. Aren't they, Justin? I mean, a guy does something, and everybody thinks he's great. A girl does the same thing, and everybody thinks she's a sleaze.