- Dr. Peter Venkman: Gremlins at the Guggenheim? Porcupines in the park? What's up?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: This one's a real mystery, Peter. And you know how much I love a mystery.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: I smell a rat, those guys could be smarter than they look.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: They'd almost have to be, wouldn't they?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I've got a good mind to go home and take a nap. Let Captain Jack Higgins have his treasure!
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: We made contact. Peter encoutered a G-Class Avian Vapor with vocalization abilities.