- Reporter # 1: What's the problem, Mr. Mayor?
- Reporter # 2: The Joint's haunted?
- Mayor Lenny Clotch: Don't be silly, I'll show ya.
- [turns to face Castle Kildarby]
- Mayor Lenny Clotch: Haunted, my sweet Aunt Myrtle!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [using his PKE meter] Awfully quiet here...
- Winston Zeddemore: I wish it was, I'm getting pretty tired of that tune.
- [referring to a ghostly wailing]
- Dr. Egon Spengler: I was referring to the Psychokinetic Energy level.
- Lord Kildarby: [off screen] Who seeks the Lord Kildarby?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [Peter winks at the others, only Winston winks back] Oh, just a neighbor, I like to meet new people on the block, tell ém where the drugstore is, cheap video rentals, that sort of stuff. Name's O'Venkman.