- Winston Zeddemore: I can't believe we're actually chasin' a Jabberwock down the middle of sixteenth street.
- Peter Venkman: It's not my fault. I wasn't the one who chased him through the Alice in Wonderland display back at the library.
- Ray Stantz: How was I supposed to know it could read? Most ghosts can't read.
- Slimer: Oh, really?
- Peter Venkman: Don't get cocky, Slimer. I've been watching, and you still move your lips when you read.
- Mr. Meredith: Stealing comic books, getting into fights all day at school, kicking Mrs. Faversham's cat. You've been on a 24 hour rampage, Alec, why? Was it something we said, something we did?
- Alec: Nah, slow day, that's all.
- Mr. Meredith: Slow day? Honestly I... I just don't know what's gotten into you, Alec.
- Alec: [menacingly] Oh, wouldn't you be surprised, dad...
- Mr. Meredith: What did you say?
- Alec: Hm, nothing. Just burped.
- Peter Venkman: Hey, we're having more fun than a gaggle of Grundles. Which is a pretty yucky thought...