Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Back in the Red: Part 2 (1999)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

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Quotes 

• Arnold Rimmer : [about to take a swig of the Sexual Magnetism virus]  I'm gonna be Colin Charisma at the Captain's supper with this stuff.

• Lister : Don't forget your part of the bargain.

  [Points to his restraint watch] 

  Lister : The code for this so I can leg it.

  Arnold Rimmer : It's too soon, I'm not an officer yet.

  Lister : The trail begins tomorrow, man! Without the nanobots our defense has got more holes than my socks!

  Arnold Rimmer : But once you've legged it where does that leave me? I'm not helping you escape and losing all my insider knowledge. I'm not an officer yet.

  Lister : Whoa! We shook hands on a deal!

  Arnold Rimmer : Yeah, but, Lister, you know me. My handshake's less reliable than a plumber's estimate.

• Arnold Rimmer : What is wrong with me? I've got the sexual appetite of a mountain lion. No, worse - a first year nursing student.