- [Kryten has invaded Kochanski's "Pride and Prejudice" VR game with a tank]
- Kryten: Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. I said supper is ready.
- [he fires the tank's gun, blowing up the gazebo that Kochanski, Lister and the Cat are having tea in with the Bennets]
- Rogue Simulant: A toast, to simulants, the greatest droids in the universe! But never trust 'em, eh? Cheers!
- Rogue Simulant: [is being hit with a ray of negativity] It's all hopeless! Nobody loves me! I'm so ugly! I never get invited to parties!