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Quotes
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Rimmer : Don't eyeball me, Gandhi!
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Rimmer : [to St Francis of Assisi] There's only two types from Assisi; steers and queers. Which are you, boy?
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Rimmer : [Rimmer tells Lister of his great "victory" leading the good droids against the fascist droids] There are always casualties in war. If there weren't it wouldn't be war; just be a rather nasty argument with lots of pushing and shoving.
Lister : How many survived?
Rimmer : Well, we haven't had time to make a full official estimate. But at a rough guess, and obviously this is subject to alteration pending information updates, round about: none of them.
Lister : So you wiped out the entire population of this planet?
Rimmer : You make it sound so negative Lister. Don't you see? The deranged menace that once threatened this world is vanquished.
Lister : No it isn't pal, you're still here!
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Kryten : Monsieur Jean-Paul Sartre, sir.
Rimmer : Who?
Kryten : He's a philosopher, sir. He's an existentialist.
Rimmer : Well, Sartre! We don't like existentialists around here. And we certainly don't like French philosophers poncing around in their black polo-necks filling everyone's heads with their theories about the bleakness of existence and the absurdity of the cosmos! Clear?
