Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Stoke Me a Clipper (1997)
Chris Barrie: Rimmer, Ace Rimmer
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Quotes
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Ace Rimmer : Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas. Whatever!
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Lister : At the same time, you're talking about a man who in the first sign of danger runs to the back room and cowers underneath the scanning table.
Ace Rimmer : Skipper, you can't judge a book by its cover.
Lister : And you can't confuse Rimmer with a book. For a start, a book's got a spine.
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Ace Rimmer : Hi, fellas! How are those kippers coming along?
[cut to Rimmer banging his head against the console]
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Ace Rimmer : [wrestling a crocodile] What I would give for a gun...
[crocodile belches in his face]
Ace Rimmer : ...and a bucket of Listerine!
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[one of the soldiers has crashed his bike into a hut full of explosives]
Ace Rimmer : Bet he's a sour kraut!
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Ace Rimmer : [after being shot in the chest by a Nazi soldier] This is my best top, dammit!
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Ace Rimmer : [during his daring rescue of the princess] Princess Bonjella, Ace Rimmer. There'll be time for explanations later. And hopefully, some sex.
Princess Beryl Bonjella : What a guy!
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Ace Rimmer : Well done, Arnie; you've done us proud. Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for...
[He glows white, then vanishes]
