Reno 911! (TV Series)
Raineesha X (2004)
Niecy Nash: Deputy Raineesha Williams
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Quotes
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Deputy Raineesha Williams : [after joining the Nation of Islam] Things have changed for me, because, see, my eyes were opened to the truth - the truth that the white man is the devil, huh? In the Koran... okay, I'm not sure everything it says, 'cause I just got it - but I know it talks about y'all being the devil.
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Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Why are you wearing that thing on your head?
Deputy Raineesha Williams : This thing on my head is called a "Burka" and I am exercising my religious freedom, all right? I stand before you Raineesha X, all praise is due to Allah!
Deputy Travis Junior : [dives to the floor in fear]
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : It's from the Homeland-Security training.
Deputy Travis Junior : I'm sorry, I thought she was gonna ...
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : No, no, good instinct.
Deputy James Garcia : She don't have a bomb.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : No, no, she didn't have a
[clicks tongue and pantomimes pressing detonator with thumb]
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Deputy Raineesha Williams : Thanks to the Nation of Islam... I'm free.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Is this gonna be a problem doing your job now that you're... Nation of Muslim?
Deputy Raineesha Williams : Don't be aggressive with me, okay?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : I wasn't being aggressive.
Deputy Raineesha Williams : Don't hate me 'cause I've found the truth. And now that my eyes are open, ha, you can't have me, 'cause, see, I was had, I was took. I been hoodwinked, bamboozled. Y'all have run amok!
Deputy S. Jones : Hornswoggled.
Deputy Raineesha Williams : Thank you, brother.
Deputy S. Jones : Fandangled.
Deputy Raineesha Williams : Thank you.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Titty-boozled.
Deputy Raineesha Williams : No.
Deputy Clementine Johnson : Well, I support you, sister.
Deputy Raineesha Williams : I'm not your sister, cracker jack.
Deputy Clementine Johnson : Whatever.
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Lieutenant Jim Dangle : So, are you quitting because we're the devil?
Deputy Raineesha Williams : [points at Dangle] You can't run me out of here! I'ma do what I gotta do. Deal with it, crackers! There's a new sheriff in town. Ha!