- Deputy Raineesha Williams: [after joining the Nation of Islam] Things have changed for me, because, see, my eyes were opened to the truth - the truth that the white man is the devil, huh? In the Koran... okay, I'm not sure everything it says, 'cause I just got it - but I know it talks about y'all being the devil.
- Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Why are you wearing that thing on your head?
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: This thing on my head is called a "Burka" and I am exercising my religious freedom, all right? I stand before you Raineesha X, all praise is due to Allah!
- Deputy Travis Junior: [dives to the floor in fear]
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It's from the Homeland-Security training.
- Deputy Travis Junior: I'm sorry, I thought she was gonna ...
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no, good instinct.
- Deputy James Garcia: She don't have a bomb.
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no, she didn't have a
- [clicks tongue and pantomimes pressing detonator with thumb]
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: Thanks to the Nation of Islam... I'm free.
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Is this gonna be a problem doing your job now that you're... Nation of Muslim?
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: Don't be aggressive with me, okay?
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I wasn't being aggressive.
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: Don't hate me 'cause I've found the truth. And now that my eyes are open, ha, you can't have me, 'cause, see, I was had, I was took. I been hoodwinked, bamboozled. Y'all have run amok!
- Deputy S. Jones: Hornswoggled.
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: Thank you, brother.
- Deputy S. Jones: Fandangled.
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: Thank you.
- Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Titty-boozled.
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: No.
- Deputy Clementine Johnson: Well, I support you, sister.
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: I'm not your sister, cracker jack.
- Deputy Clementine Johnson: Whatever.
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: So, are you quitting because we're the devil?
- Deputy Raineesha Williams: [points at Dangle] You can't run me out of here! I'ma do what I gotta do. Deal with it, crackers! There's a new sheriff in town. Ha!