- Sarah Michelle Gellar: With their new souls, the Lettuce Head Kids became unstoppable. That's where I come in. I'm Buffy, I fight evil.
- [shows Sarah and a friend sitting a table]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar: ...and that's how season 8 would have started.
- Friend: Jesus, no wonder you quit.
- Harrison Ford: I'd like to meet the team of engineers who'll accompany me on my mission to space.
- Sean O'Keefe: Actually, the remaining five spots on the flight will be filled by Aerosmith. We need a cool theme song for this mission.
- Steven Tyler: I'm ready to rock!
- [vomits]
- Harrison Ford: My God. Did you just get off the centerfuge trainer?
- Steven Tyler: No, I just shot smack into both my eyeballs! Yeeahhoo!
- Aerosmith Fan: [Watching that part of Robot Chicken] That's terrible! Steven Tyler's been clean for years!... I have to write an angry letter.
- [gets on laptop]
- Aerosmith Fan: Dear Ass-faces...
- Chucky: This looks like a good spot. Once I get my body back and remove the jipsy curse or whatever the hell my origin is, I won't be hanging out in any lettuce patches! He he he!
- [Chucky stabs a piece of lettuce, causing them all to shriek]
- Chucky: Huh? Who's there? Come and get some!
- [the lettuce all open revealing the Lettuce Head Kids]
- Chucky: What are you? Zombies?
- Lettuce Head Kid 1: We have no souls!
- Lettuce Head Kid 2: We feel no pain!
- Lettuce Head Kid 3: With your soul we can finally rid ourselves of this wretched lettuce patch!
- Lettuce Head Kid 1: Give us your soul!
- Mark Hamill: I would like to volunteer my services to blow up the asteroid. Come on! I blew up the friggin' Death Star with my eyes closed! No problem!
- Geek: Uh, that was just a movie, dude.
- George W. Bush: As your leader, I would be honored if America selected me to lead a dangerous suicide mission into outer space. But this letter from my daddy says I don't got to go! Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah!
- ["flies" across the room]
- George W. Bush: Zoom zoom zoom! Zoom zoom zoom!