- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Plumber: [Beeep] Gene's 24 Hour Emergency Plumbing. Your water heater's blown? We'll have somebody out there Tuesday... Thursday at the latest.
- Angel Martin: I'm lying to you. I'm lying, boy, boy... The shuck just comes out of my mouth like the fumes out of a city bus.
- Regine Boyajian-Martin: I hope you can all forget about this, and come on down to Mario's, and have all the wine and linguini you can put in your face!