- Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
- Tompkins: [Beeep] Tompkins at Guaranteed Insurance. About your burglary claim? Major loss alright. Funny you remembered to file... you didn't remember to pay your premium.
- Alvin Thomas: I can't believe the way you people operate.
- Jim Rockford: Well Marcy seems punctual and well-organized. I, I'm more like her.
- Alvin Thomas: Mr Rockford, are you a connoisseur of art?
- Jim Rockford: I had a painted turtle when I was a kid.
- Al Brennan: I'll stake out Stabila's house and I'll move in for a little night reconnaissance.
- Jim Rockford: In peace time they call that breaking and entering, not to mention the fact that's exactly what your client asked you not to do!
- Jim Rockford: They threatened to audit me for the past seven years!
- Al Brennan: Ooh... you're clean, aren't you Jim?
- Jim Rockford: Brennan, nobody is clean! If the auditor doesn't find anything they take his pencils away.