- Dan Conner: You still like this Mark guy?
- Becky Conner: Yeah. And I know you think it was his idea to take out the bike, but it wasn't. It was mine.
- Dan Conner: I know. Its that rebel Conner thing. It runs in the family. I want you to know I'm not gonna stand for it.
- [touches her nose]
- Becky Conner: I just don't want you to hate Mark, you know?
- Dan Conner: [truthfully] I don't hate Mark.
- Becky Conner: Mom does.
- Dan Conner: Oh, Mom definitely hates him.
- [short pause]
- Dan Conner: Definitely. Hate... mom does, yes.
- Roseanne Conner: Weren't you going to take your brother to the movies?
- Darlene Conner: It doesn't start for an hour.
- Roseanne Conner: Well, walk really slow.
- Dan Conner: [walks into the kitchen] Morning!
- Roseanne Conner: Hey, Dan. Jackie's going to learn to be a masseuse through the mail.
- Dan Conner: Geez, Jack, what happened? Did your sea monkeys died?
- Jackie Harris: I get a little support around here.
- [Becky walks in]
- Roseanne Conner: Oh, we're sorry.
- [to Becky]
- Roseanne Conner: Hey, guess what. Jackie's gonna be a...
- Jackie Harris: Shut up!
- Dan Conner: This is a very special bike.
- Roseanne Conner: Yes, Dan. I know that you love your bike. Jeez, you spend more time with this thing than you do with me.
- Dan Conner: Now Honey, don't get upset.
- Roseanne Conner: Well, it's true, Dan.
- Dan Conner: I was talking to the bike.
- Mark Healy: You got a nice bike, Mr. Conner. You ever think of selling it?
- Dan Conner: Actually, I'm planning on being buried with it.
- Becky Conner: Look, I have 200 bucks saved up.
- Roseanne Conner: Where? You only got like 40 in your sock drawer.
- [Dan just noticed the carburetor on his motorcycle was adjusted, meaning his bike was taken out last night]
- Dan Conner: Did you and Mark take out my Harley?
- [pause; Becky doesn't respond]
- Dan Conner: Answer me.
- Becky Conner: Y-yeah.
- Dan Conner: You are never to touch that bike. Ever. You know that.
- Becky Conner: You guys said I could have a car on the weekend, and then you took both of them out last night.
- Dan Conner: What, so that's supposed to make it all right?
- Becky Conner: Dad, the bike's fine. Mark even adjusted the carburetor for you.
- Dan Conner: I never asked your punk boyfriend for a tune up, and I certainly never gave you permission to take that bike out, EVER!
- [he walks out to the garage]
- Becky Conner: [about taking Dan's motorcycle out with Mark last night] Okay, I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.
- Dan Conner: No, it was beyond stupid. You know what this bike means to me. But you figure you don't have a car one night, so you just go behind my back and take it.
- Becky Conner: Well, if I would of asked you, you woulda said no anyway.
- Dan Conner: That's right!
- [agitated]
- Dan Conner: What does that tell you?
- Becky Conner: Okay, fine. So how long am I grounded for?
- Dan Conner: You don't get it, do you, Becky? This isn't some little stupid curfew you broke.
- Becky Conner: Dad...
- Dan Conner: No! You've been giving us crap for months now, and I've been on your side. I duked it out with your mom over letting you see Mark. I was working with you on this car deal, but you could care less. Well, I'm tired of bending over backwards for you, Becky.
- Becky Conner: So if I'm not grounded, then what?
- Dan Conner: Then, uh, nothing. What's the point? You're just gonna do whatever the hell you want anyway.
- Becky Conner: Dad, I said I'm sorry!
- Dan Conner: I don't care what you said. Just get the hell out of my sight.