Roseanne (TV Series)

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore (1989)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

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Quotes 

• D.J. Conner : [after the tornado]  Can I go outside too?

  Roseanne : No, I'm not done hugging you yet.

• D.J. Conner : What's a tornado?

  Darlene : Well, remember that part in "Wizard of Oz" when Dorothy's house went flying and she went spinning around and round and round?

  D.J. Conner : Is our house going to spin around?

  Dan : D.J., you know, that stuff you see on TV just gives you a sense of what's real. What's going to happen today is really real.

• D.J. Conner : What about food?

  Dan Conner : Good idea, D.J. Food. Canned goods, uh, fresh water...

  Roseanne : Now, Dan, this is an emergency. We need real food like caramel corn and cheese puffs.

• D.J. Conner : Mom, is it safe to watch TV?

  Roseanne : No safer than before.