"Laugh-In" Tim Conway, Cher, Lorne Greene, Sheldon Leonard, Tiny Tim, Flip Wilson (TV Episode 1968) - Tim Conway as Self - Guest Performer, The Great Nervo, John Smith

Tim Conway : Well, if your heart belongs to me, how come the rest of you goes out with so many other guys?
Tim Conway : Y'know, my wife just doesn't understand me.

Eileen : Oh, you married men are all the same.

Tim Conway : No, I mean it. She doesn't understand me. She's Swahili.
Dick Martin : Take it away, Dan Rowan, our man in the past.

Dan Rowan : Well, it's been a few years, John Smith, since they had your head on the chopping block. How 'ya been getting along?

John Smith : Real fine, Dan, real fine, here at the reservation, you know. As a matter of fact, the Indians even have a little name for me now.

Dan Rowan : Oh really?

John Smith : Yeah, they call me 'Running Chicken'.

Dan Rowan : [laughs] When did you get that name?

John Smith : Oh, right after they put my head on that chopping block.

[drowned out by laughter]

John Smith : I split.

Dan Rowan : And Pocahontas?

John Smith : Yes, I do.

Tim Conway: Self - Guest Performer, The Great Nervo, John Smith