Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring Milton Berle (1970)
Milton Berle: Guest Performer
Quotes
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Alan Sues : [about Jo Anne] Vicious woman!
Milton Berle : She's a dear... I can't wait till the hunting season opens.
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Dick Martin : How come Milton doesn't interrupt you?
Dan Rowan : I had a deal worked out.
Unle Miltie : I only interrupt the straight men.
Dan Rowan : That was the deal.
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Milton Berle : To all you test tube babies, Happy Birth Control Day!
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Milton Berle : Now, let's get this straight. I never stole one single joke.
Henry Gibson : You're right, Milton Berle. You stole thousands.
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Milton Berle : You know, if my wife Ruth knew I was here, she'd really be angry. She thinks I'm in Tijuana getting loaded.