Lily Tomlin: Regular Performer

Quotes 

• Lily Tomlin : Listen, if you wanna, if you wanna wake up in the morning with a smile on your face, go to bed at night with a coathanger in your mouth.

• Lily Tomlin : You know the President felt we couldn't afford the money for a Health and Education program, so he vetoed the bill. As simple as A-B-M.

• Lily Tomlin : What happens when a human body is immersed in water?

  Pamela Rodgers : Well, usually the phone rings.

• Lily Tomlin : [eating a chip]  This is a terrific dip. I wonder what it's made of.

  Alan Sues : Mostly cigarette butts, sweetheart. That's the ashtray.