Gary Owens: Regular Performer - Announcer

Quotes 

• Announcer : On this day in history, 1937, Perth, Australia completely disappeared for nearly 24 hours. A criminal in Sydney was apprehended the next day on a charge of Perth snatching.

• Announcer : And me, I'm Gary Owens, bringing you this impotent message. Oh, 'scuse me, there's an 'r' missing there.

  [scribbles something on his script page] 

  Announcer : This impotent mersage!