Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring Goldie Hawn (1970)
Goldie Hawn: Guest Performer, Sparkel Farkel
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Quotes
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Goldie Hawn : I will accept your tiny gift on behalf of all of me. And I'd like to thank all the little people who stood in my way before I pushed them aside.
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Goldie Hawn : [about Dick] Have him flogged.
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Barbara Sharma : Goldie, I've seen all your movies.
Goldie Hawn : Well now, I've only made two movies: I've made Cactus Flower and Girl in my Soup.
Barbara Sharma : Gee, they're the only ones I missed.
[starts to move off]
Barbara Sharma : But I missed them three times.
[goes, comes back]
Barbara Sharma : Each.
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Goldie Hawn : You know what, Wolfgang?
German Soldier : What?
Goldie Hawn : I never told you this before, but I think you're cute. Very cute, I like you.
German Soldier : I like you too, Gilda.
Goldie Hawn : No, it's not Gilda, It's Goldie. Goldie Hawn.
German Soldier : Oh Hawn? Say, you know, I knew your brother, Atilla.
Goldie Hawn : [they laugh] Atilla was a Hun.
German Soldier : Well you're kind of a sweetie yourself.
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Goldie Hawn : [after getting splashed with water] Oh, George! For a minute, I thought you guys had changed!
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Dan Rowan : You know, Goldie, talking to you has always caused me a great deal of consternation.
Goldie Hawn : You know, bicarbonate of soda is good for that.
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Goldie Hawn : Do you realize that if Abe Lincoln were alive today, they would have to tear down the Lincoln Memorial?