Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Pilot (1996)
Paul Feig: Mr. Eugene Pool
Quotes
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Harvey Kinkle : [sees Sabrina for the first time ever, through a glass door, both immediately smile at each other, then Mr Pool hits Harvey in the head by opening the glass door]
Mr. Eugene Pool : Summer's over ! Come on in !
[Scene switch, pupils are now in the classroom. Writes to chalkboard]
Mr. Eugene Pool : I'm Mr Pool
[coughs]
Mr. Eugene Pool : and I know you where hoping I was gonna spend the day mispronouncing your names, but... instead lets just jump right into biology ! The frog is a coldblooded vertebrate. As we dissect this amphibian we're looking for: the kidneys, lard, and my lost youth.
[laughter]
Mr. Eugene Pool : So if you'll each choose up a lab partner ?
[waits, nobody moves]
Mr. Eugene Pool : ... or I could pair ya by height !
[they move]
Mr. Eugene Pool : Thank you !
Harvey Kinkle : [to Sabrina] Hey you want...
Libby Chessler : [interrupts from the side] Harvey ! I'll be your lab partner !
Harvey Kinkle : [smiles shortly at Sabrina in a I'm sorry kind of way, then moves to Libby]
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Mr. Eugene Pool : Oh! Look, girls, you... you bored your frog to death!
[hands Sabrina the knife]
Mr. Eugene Pool : Well, slice and dice!
[walks away]
Sabrina : [sighs] I hate doing this. If only there was some way I could bring these frogs back to life. I think his heart is somewhere around... here!
[Magic springs from her pointing finger, the frog comes back to life, starts croaking and moving]
Sabrina : Look! Tad's alive! How'd that happen?
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Ha! It's Frankenfrog! Hey!
[Frog jumps away]
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : [Sabrina squeals and goes after the frog]
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Mr Pool! Ours is still kicking!
[Still squealing, Sabrina catches the frog]
Mr. Eugene Pool : [Chuckles] Mike from Cadaver Shack's gonna here from me!