Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Terrible Things (1996)

Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman

Quotes 

• Sabrina Spellman : Why don't you just use your magic to make Geoffrey play better. I mean wouldn't that be a nice thing for him and for us?

  Hilda Spellman : Yes, but I would never do that.

  Zelda Spellman : That's right. You must be careful about meddling in mortal's lives. We witches have rules.

  Hilda Spellman : Who cares about the rules? I just want Geoffrey to keep paying for lessons.

• Drell : Hilda! What's with your hair?

  Hilda Spellman : My new boyfriend likes it this way.

  Drell : Oh, your new boyfriend. What's his name?

  Hilda Spellman : ...Um!

  Drell : Oh, well, I hope you and '... Um!' are very happy.

• Zelda Spellman : Drell, please, Sabrina's a good kid.

  Hilda Spellman : And things are hard on her. Her mother's in Peru. Her father's in a book.

  Drell : And I'm in the land of I_DON'T_CARE!