Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Terrible Things (1996)
Michelle Beaudoin: Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley
Quotes
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Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Libby, I just wanted to say that I think you handled your defeat very gracefully.
Libby Chessler : Oh, bite me!
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Sabrina Spellman : I feel so bad about Harvey. I can't believe he's sprained his arm.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : I can't believe that's all he's sprained.
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Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Hi! My names Jenny, I'm running for sophomore class president and I'm with the outsider party.
Libby Chessler : Hi! My name is Libby and I'm also running for class president, but I'm with the popular party.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : A vote for me is a vote for smaller classes and more funding for the arts.
Libby Chessler : A vote for me is a vote for more pizza at lunch.
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Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : The reason I called this meeting was to present my 5 point program, my contract with Westbridge, if I may.
Principal Larue : Proceed.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Well, the first point focuses on class size, I think...
Principal Larue : [interrupting] You have no authority there.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : I don't?
Principal Larue : No. Next point?
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Well, I'm also concerned about arts funding.
Principal Larue : You have no authority there.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Text books?
Principal Larue : No.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Curriculum?
Principal Larue : No.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Parking?
Principal Larue : Huh! I don't even have authority there. These topics that you raise are not to be addressed in this room. They are decided by powerful men in smoke-filled board rooms hundreds of miles from here. It is not your place to question their choices. They know you, Jennifer, better than you know yourself. Let's leave the business of school to the people who's business is school. Student class elections have always been a popularity contest. Let's keep it that way.
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Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : I just wanted to say that I ran for president because I thought the job was about more than dances and lunch food. I was wrong so I think you'll be better off with Libby.
Libby Chessler : I'm in control? Yes! And I am one step closer to the White House.
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Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody want to support the outsider party?
Sabrina Spellman : Maybe because you named it after their biggest fear?
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Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Libby thinks being class president is about lunch food and dances. Call me idealistic but I really want to make this school a better place.
Sabrina Spellman : Hey, you got my vote.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : Which gives me a grand total of two.
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Harvey Kinkle : Hey, congratulations, Jenny, I'm really glad you won.
Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : It's because people like you voted for me and not pizza.
Harvey Kinkle : Er... right.
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Jennifer 'Jenny' Kelley : I'd much rather be jaded than naive.
Sabrina Spellman : Who wouldn't?