- Serena: But you don't even have a boyfriend.
- Molly Baker: I know. I'm just going to invent one so I get my letter on the show.
- Serena: Smart, Molly. You can make the perfect guy. Handsome. Smooth. Totally Cool. Sorry... Sorry...
- Molly Baker: Darien, how are you?
- Darien: What was that you were saying about someone totally cool? We can be sure it isn't you. Shouldn't you be going home and doing your homework, Meat-Ball Head?
- Molly Baker: I just figured out who is going to be the inspiration for my letter.
- Serena: How is this for inspiration? You're a creep Darien and you don't know the first thing about being cool!