Sanford and Son (TV Series)
A Matter of Life and Breath (1972)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
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Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : [after flirting with the attractive young receptionist] Now, she's got T.B.
Lamont Sanford : What?
Fred G. Sanford : Terrific Body.
Lamont Sanford : You're a dirty old man, you know that?
Fred G. Sanford : And I'm gonna be one till I'm a dead old man.
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Lamont Sanford : Pop, since you was 10, you smoked a cigarette 41 miles long!
Fred G. Sanford : That's real super king-size, ain't it?
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Lamont Sanford : [after finding out there was a 'problem' with his x-ray] Pop! I got TB!
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Fred G. Sanford : [after frantically finding a cigarette butt to re-light up, then after taking a drag, hacks up what sounds like half his lung, then smiles] Ah, smoking less, but enjoying it more.
[Lamont comes in]
Fred G. Sanford : Hey Lamont, did you bring cigarettes?
Lamont Sanford : What?
Fred G. Sanford : Cigarettes. Smokes. Did you bring 'em?
Lamont Sanford : Didn't you just hear yourself now?
Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, I said, "Did you bring cigarettes?"
Lamont Sanford : No, didn't you hear yourself coughing? I heard you a block away. It sounded like they was tearing up the streets.
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Lamont Sanford : You're a dirty old man ya know that?
Fred Sanford : And I'm gonna be one 'till I'm a dead old man.
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Receptionist : Oh, you two live together?
Fred Sanford , Lamont Sanford : If you want to call it that.
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Fred Sanford : [Coughs violently] Smokin' less but enjoying it more.
[Lamont enters room]
Fred Sanford : Hey Lamont you bring me cigarettes?
Lamont Sanford : What?
Fred Sanford : Cigarettes. Smokes. Did you get them?
Lamont Sanford : Did you hear yourself just now?
Fred Sanford : Yeah I asked if you brung me cigarettes.
Lamont Sanford : No I mean did you hear yourself coughing? I heard you a block away, it sounded like they was tearing up the streets.
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Lamont Sanford : Pop, since you was 10, you smoked a cigarette 41 miles long.
Fred Sanford : That's real super king sized ain't it?
Lamont Sanford : 41 miles. That's like you smoked a cigarette from here to Disneyland.
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Lamont Sanford : And it's your fault! This house was always damp - even my BED was damp!
Fred G. Sanford : Now, you can't blame that on ME!