Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Valerie Bertinelli/Robert Cray Band (1987)

Kevin Nealon: Various, Don Regan, Sam Donaldson

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• Kevin Nealon : Last year I invested in a home computer to figure out my taxes. They just looked like, you know, it was so easy to use, and fun, but... I'll tell ya, what I discovered: those things are complicated. I couldn't figure out how to use it. I'll be honest with ya, I was... I was having more fun playing in the the box that it came in than the computer, you know. And that took me an hour to figure out. Getting in was easy, getting out was hard. You had to rock it a little bit, you know, and then just roll out.

• Ted Koppel : I'm Ted Koppel and this... is my lunch. Turning our attention to the menu, Sam, you've eaten here before, you've attended many such luncheons. Perhaps you wouldn't mind sharing with us, your insights?

  Sam Donaldson : Well now, Ted, I can sit here and recommend specials until the cows come home, but ultimately, you're the one that's gonna have to eat what's on the plate.

  Waitress : I'll come back...