Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tom Hanks/Keith Richards (1988)

Dana Carvey: Various, Hans, George Bush

Quotes 

• George Bush : [during the 1988 Presidential debates]  Well let me just sum up: on track, stay the course. A thousand points of light, stay the course.

  Diane Sawyer : Hm-hm. Governor Dukakis. Rebuttal?

  Michael Dukakis : I can't believe I'm losing to this guy.

• Franz : Ja, unfortunately, we have to waste valuable time talking about a nasty issue.

  Hans : Steroids!

  Franz : Yeah. You know, we ourselves have even come under attack for using them.

  Hans : Ja, but they are sadly mistaken, my friend. Because we are just like yogurt, all natural, no chemicals.

  Franz : Ja, ja. But there is no fruit at the bottom of us, only muscle. That's right! And not just at the bottom but throughout, as if we were pre-stirred muscle yogurt.