- Elliot Waxman - The Liberal: I want you to keep that book to remember me by.
- Shannon: But... where are you going?
- Elliot Waxman - The Liberal: The only place I can go... the Netherlands.
- Church Lady: Well, we're God's little cheerleader, suddenly, aren't we, Morty?
- Morton Downey Jr.: You bet your bible bangin' buns, baby!