Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/Paul McCartney (1993)

Adam Sandler: Various

Quotes 

• Lucy : But why you haven't you go- you called me for the last three weeks?

  Todd : I've been! I did last night, it was busy for three hours!

  Lucy : I've got call-waiting...

  Todd : I know! That's why I was so freaked out!

  Lucy : Wow, that is weird.

  Todd : I was scared, that's why I came over!

  Lucy : You didn't come over?

  Todd : Yes I did, I banged on the door!

  Lucy : I don't have a door, I have a gate.

  Todd : I know, I cut my hand on it!

  Lucy : There is no cut!

  Todd : I know, it healed, that's what I'm trying to tell you!