Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Tobey Maguire/Sisqo (2000)
Ana Gasteyer: Various
Quotes
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Customer #2 : Hi, uhm, I just bought a Kiddie Castle meal for my son and there isn't a prize in it.
Nadine : Oh, so, you would like an extra 'Road to El Dorado' figareen?
Customer #2 : No, I don't want an extra 'figareen'; I want the one that wasn't in the Kiddie Castle meal I bought.
Nadine : Ma'am, it's called a Castle Meal, not a Hastle Meal. You best simma.
Customer #2 : Simma? How 'bout I simma to your manager?
Nadine : Gladly.
[grabs microphone]
Nadine : Curtis! Up heah again, heah, up again, heah! Come on.
Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Yep. Yes, can I hep ya, ma'am?
Customer #2 : [Points at Nadine] You can start by firing her.
Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Ma'am; who is the 'Queen of Disco'?
[holds up an album cover]
Customer #2 : Uh, Donna Summer?
Nadine : Now how do her name appear in a phone book?
Customer #2 : Summer... Donna?
Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Stretch it out now, stretch it out.
Customer #2 : Summer... Summer Donna... .
Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Loud and clear now!
Customer #2 : Summmer, Donnnna, Summmmer, Donnnna.
Nadine , Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Summer down nah, that's right.
Nadine , Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Simma down, now!
Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Now git, git before I take a whippin' to ya! Go on, now!