Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tobey Maguire/Sisqo (2000)

Cheri Oteri: Various

Quotes 

• Customer #2 : Hi, uhm, I just bought a Kiddie Castle meal for my son and there isn't a prize in it.

  Nadine : Oh, so, you would like an extra 'Road to El Dorado' figareen?

  Customer #2 : No, I don't want an extra 'figareen'; I want the one that wasn't in the Kiddie Castle meal I bought.

  Nadine : Ma'am, it's called a Castle Meal, not a Hastle Meal. You best simma.

  Customer #2 : Simma? How 'bout I simma to your manager?

  Nadine : Gladly.

  [grabs microphone] 

  Nadine : Curtis! Up heah again, heah, up again, heah! Come on.

  Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Yep. Yes, can I hep ya, ma'am?

  Customer #2 : [Points at Nadine]  You can start by firing her.

  Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Ma'am; who is the 'Queen of Disco'?

  [holds up an album cover] 

  Customer #2 : Uh, Donna Summer?

  Nadine : Now how do her name appear in a phone book?

  Customer #2 : Summer... Donna?

  Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Stretch it out now, stretch it out.

  Customer #2 : Summer... Summer Donna... .

  Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Loud and clear now!

  Customer #2 : Summmer, Donnnna, Summmmer, Donnnna.

  Nadine , Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Summer down nah, that's right.

  Nadine , Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Simma down, now!

  Curtis, Burger Castle Manager : Now git, git before I take a whippin' to ya! Go on, now!