Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Janet Jackson (2004)

Jimmy Fallon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor

Quotes 

• Giuseppe : Monica... tell-a these nice-a people... how you soak the cork.

  Monica : Well, ever since I started soaking cork, I am the most popular girl in school!

  Marcello : It's-a true, men come-a from all over just to watch her soak a cork. And Grandma Carmella still soaking cork at age 87! I got to say that, too!

  Giuseppe : It's-a great, great thing in-a Italy!

  Carmella : It's crazy! Ever since I lost my teeth, people tell me I soak the cork better than ever!

• Tourist : Uhm... could you teach me how to soak cork?

  Giuseppe : You know...

  Giuseppe : I had a feeling...

  Giuseppe : When-a you walked in here... I could-a sworn you were already an expert cork soaker!

  Marcello : Yeah!

  Tourist : [flattered]  Thank you... thank you! I dabbled in college.