Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Steve Martin/Randy Newman/Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (1978)

Laraine Newman: Waitress, Vobsina Cherbu, Connie Conehead, Empress

Quotes 

• Richard Dawson: : And this is your lovely daughter. I see where you get your good looks You're French, so I'm gonna give you a French kiss, how's that?

  [Connie opens her mouth as wide as possible before they kiss] 

  Connie Conehead : Ooh baby, oh baby!

  Richard Dawson: : Well, uh... they start early in France, what the heck!