Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

The Rolling Stones (1978)

Bill Murray: Weekend Update Anchor, Various

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : A Morning After birth control pill, developed at the University of Florida, has proven to be 99% effective. Hey! Great news! Only one pregnancy occurred among 359 women who started the medication within 72 hours after unprotected sexual intercourse.

  [holds up the device] 

  Weekend Update Anchor : Now, it's called a Post-Obligatory Interceptive, and I have a sample right here, enough for three inceptions. They're not gonna do me any good. Here, Jane, a whole year's supply for ya'!